I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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