are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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