weddingsv make me drug and hornr
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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