In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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