Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
