If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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