My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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