she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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