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i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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