they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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