If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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