do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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