Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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