garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
