seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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