Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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