Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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