He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Welp...herpes.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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