Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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