What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize