He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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