I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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