his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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