Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
