the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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