Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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