Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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