Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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