I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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