I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I understand Curling. That high.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
