we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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