Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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