Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
