they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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