So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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