I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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