if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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