I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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