nut hugger
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
