I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he thought i was a dude.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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