i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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