I want to walk on stilts...naked
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
