Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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