I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
