Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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