Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
God gave him joint rollers for hands
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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