"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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