I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
