is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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