your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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