Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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