Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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