Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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