I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize