i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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