i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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