I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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