She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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